Does anyone else have a constant monologue running through their brain?
I should have got out of bed earlier. Stop meowing. Is there anything for lunch? Two minutes and I would have made the bus. Just check. Damn, nobody there. Why didn’t I get up earlier? Will I get a park? That car’s going fast. Damn I missed the train. No I didn’t. Where should I sit? I don’t want to go backwards. Oh no she’s talking. Was that my stop? No it wasn’t. Where should I tap off? What’s on? Nope, nope, nope. Look at that cute kid. Love the colours on that wall. Someone’s playing the piano. They’re good! That’d be a good shot. How pretty is the river. Those pants are tight. She’s knock-kneed. Those building are so bold against the blue sky. Crikey, it’s clear. Don’t walk so close. Walk faster. Should I walk in front or behind the truck? Behind. Gosh I’m hot. It’s hot. You should’ve looked in the mirror before you left home. Great outfit. I want one. Should I get a coffee? No, get one later. Who’s here? She’s so loud. Do I have to? Wish I’d stayed in bed. Wait for me. Not again. Just do your best. It’s ok. Where was I? My brain is mush. I can’t remember anything. Oh that’s right. It wasn’t me. Flowers are still alive. Damn doors. I’m hungry. Oh nowhere! Why is none helping me? I’d help. This is delicious. Should I do the jigsaw. No, too hard. Not enough time. Hurry. Biscuits. Muffin. Tea with my muffin. No cup. Remember to bring another from home. Should I log off. No, just finish this. I better hurry. So annoying. Please don’t stop again. Can I beat the light? I feel sick. Stop looking down. Slow down. Damn. My car’s at the station. Why didn’t I remember I drove? Almost home. Leave my car there? Get a lift to pick it up? Damn! I should have put a reminder in my phone. In my calendar. Told everyone to remind me. Far out!
You’re an idjit. No you’re not, you just forgot.
What a goose.
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